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One day suddenly,
When you least expect it...
The course of your life is drastically changed.
You never think that it could happen to you.
Just when you decide to stop looking, you meet some one.
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I'm going to TAKE OVER THE WORL - Oooh! was that a butterfly???
If in doubt, POKE IT!!!
*poke*
Did you know.. that when you smell, look at, or pick a flower, you're sniffing, staring at, and ripping off a plant's genitals???
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Sometimes it's better to put love into hugs than to put it into words.
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